This is for such a Worthy Cause that it's worth telling everyone to try and buy a copy :D

No hiding bodies!!

I have temporarily solved the problem of what to do about the husband. I decided a bank overdraft was much easier than finding somewhere to hide the body :D

Thinking of committing a crime

Need to figure out how to get £200 to pay bills and buy shopping when the money left from this weeks pension is already spent  :(  

Anyone know how to get hold of £200 without stealing it? Anyone know how to refrain from killing husband just because he is being shitty without fags? Anyone know how to survive the recession? 

Proud boasting

Furiously Life Like came around today (to pick up his mail etc.) and he showed us this:




I'm VERY proud of him  :D